What Level Are You On?
- What is this Candy Crush thing that everyone keeps posting to Facebook?
- I wish my friends would stop bugging me about this stupid game. I'm not going to join, so STOP ASKING!!
- This is SO ANNOYING.
- I'm going to post a message telling all my friends to back off or I'm going to block them.
- (Waiting in doctor's office) So, what is this candy crush game, anyway?
- Hmmm. Not bad, it's actually kind of relaxing.
- What? It wants me to buy stuff or post to Facebook. No way! I remember how annoying that was.
- Why do I have to keep ending my game and starting over?
- Ok, maybe I will connect to Facebook, but I'll set my privacy settings so that nobody can see the posts except for me.
- Ok, maybe I'll purchase just a few lives, just so I can keep playing and not have to wait 20 minutes. Geeez, what's up with that?
- Maybe my friends who already play Candy Crush won't mind me asking them for lives, right?
- This is SO ANNOYING that people are ignoring my Candy Crush requests!
- Now I know who my TRUE friends are.
and so it goes....
Don't try to resist. Just go into the light.